my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
FUCK YOU I SAW THIS POST TWO DAYS AGO AND IT HAD 21 NOTES THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME
Adding accurate gifs.
Increasing note count.
The Supernatural tumblr business.
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
*thousands of cups of tea smash to the ground in shock*
Democracy is luxury.Vladislav Surkov (via meanboysfromkremlin)
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
heroin addict? no, heroine addict. please give me more leading ladies i need them to survive